Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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