hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
In America we eat man semen.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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