Too much gin, very little bucket
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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