he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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