i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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