so that wasnt chicken after all
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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