OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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