I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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