My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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