yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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