i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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