im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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