And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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