watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
40s are totally the cure
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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