Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
