I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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