i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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