so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
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Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.