If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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