is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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Floor bacon is actually really good
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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