Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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