he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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