if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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