Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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