I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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