sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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