the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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