I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
another moral hangover. fuck.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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