she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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