For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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