My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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