best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
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I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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