problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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