the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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