textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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