The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
You can't special order awesome
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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