a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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