upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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