its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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