just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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