i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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