I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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