i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Randomize
