Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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