You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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