I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
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Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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