I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
pop tarts are not kleenex
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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