its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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