At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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