the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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