On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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