You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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