i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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