Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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