Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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